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MONDAYYYYY #mondays #starbucks #coffee #letsdothis
Bottle’s got some LOTR map shit going on on the label #wine

offireandwaves:

American 1950s Diner

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gunsgunsgunsboobs:

Photo

gallifrey-feels:

juliuscaesarofficial:

becca-morley:

history

why are there no posts about me on this 

this is an outrage

Oh, would someone just stab that guy?

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petition to rename the earth ‘punishment orb’

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Ugh decisions

Do I masturbate, watch a tv show or play video games.

I don’t got time for all 3 lol

You know you’re following too many blogs that post a lot of porn

When you get on tumblr and you’re horny before 10 am lol

Star Wars matte paintings

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welcom3t0paradis3:

strugglingtobeheard:

See this why you don’t live with white people

HAHAH da bae showed me this a few days ago omg

olivercarswell:

elenilote:

thegeekmaster:

And people say that video games aren’t art.

and people say that video games rot your brain

God bless you for adding Metro

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