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Alex. NYC. 25. iPhone. Sleep. Work. Greek. Drinks. Xbox 360/One/PS4. Facebook. Awesomesauce.

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Team photo!! #beer #bbq #memorialday #beergram #bbqgram #latergram
Now I need to get a fresh pair of Johnston & Murphy’s to lace up
One beer left!! #beer #croxleys #competition #mondays #whogoesoutonmondays (at Croxley Ales Ale House)
MONDAYYYYY #mondays #starbucks #coffee #letsdothis
Bottle’s got some LOTR map shit going on on the label #wine


American 1950s Diner

(via youreverydaygentleman)







why are there no posts about me on thisĀ 

this is an outrage

Oh, would someone just stab that guy?

(via wellhellotheresexual)

petition to rename the earth ‘punishment orb’

(Source: anarchacannibalism, via exxxotikhan)

Ugh decisions

Do I masturbate, watch a tv show or play video games.

I don’t got time for all 3 lol

You know you’re following too many blogs that post a lot of porn

When you get on tumblr and you’re horny before 10 am lol